Yesterday was Alex’s first Halloween. We had a “Baby’s First Halloween” t-shirt from Great-Grammy and a cute-ass ghost hat from Grammy Jane that he wore during the day to visit with people. Knowing he was too little to justify going out to Trick or Treat in the traditional sense Alex decided to provide us his own version of Trick or Treating before the sun even went down.

Here’s the trick…

That is poo - projectile poo, at that - sprayed across our living room. This kid never ceases to amaze us. The more amazing part is that someone can shoot a 4-foot stream of poo and seem entirely unphased. Ahh, to be able to get away with that.

But we’re always rewarded with this treat…